#9 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

Recently i've been reading the 9th book of the Princess Diaries series and i was reminded of this hilarious quote which led me to think about the most unlikely pairs. "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." There're plenty of unlikely pairs out there if we look hard enough. Like a crow having a drink at the bar and inventing the first crow-made tool it decided to call the tool the crowbar. Or a crab enjoying Little Lulu's birthday cake so much it sparked the inspiration for the crabcake.

Or a talk show host bonding with her coffee table. Who would've thunk? Or Simon Cowell comparing a song to eating garlic with ice cream.

Y'all can think of all sorts of unlikely pairs, but some of you may say "I bet there wasn't an animal on the dancefloor"

Which my only response to you would be, then i assume you've never seen the chicken dance before.

#8 couch potato

I absolutely love slacking at home as much as watching ellen. So you probably know what i love most: slacking at home and watching ellen. Perfect way to start your day if you want to start it at 5pm. Total couch potato, i know. Hey, whoever came up with the name couch potato anyway? why not couch tomato or couch celery? Tomatos are way softer than potatoes before they're cooked. Or become mashed potatoes. What with the world moving at such a fast pace now, slacking at the comfort of your own home is a rare luxury. So anyway, couch potato. Does that mean that if you lie on your sofa all day you'll end up looking all dry and yellow and bent out of shape?

Instructions to look like a potato for haloween (its absolutely free!):
1) Take a day or two off school or work
2)Lie down and be comfortable on your sofa
3)Switch on the telly and keep your eyes glued to the screen. Remember to go for toilet breaks!
4)Stay in this position and wait for your skin to turn yellow and sprout black heads
And you're good to go!