# 18 Stand, sit, bend?

I was wondering, why are funny tv shows called a SITcom, while funny gigs are called STANDup comedy? Ok, maybe cuz the dude's standing on stage telling his bagful of jokes, while we at home sit on our gluteus maximus and laugh at funny tv shows. But what happens if we chose to stand and watch sitcoms? Who knows? Maybe they're showing it on a crowded commute. Or sit down to watch standup comedy? What'll we call them then? Just funny stand/sit shows?
Oh wait. What if we're in the middle of our squarting exercises? And our pants're too tight? And we have a stitch in our side from laughing too hard? And then the worst happens, we shart?
I can't answer that one right now. I think I'll have to dig Einstein up and ask him.
I just can't think while I'm doing my yoga and watching FUNNY twist-coms.

#17 TV Hoedowns

I love my TV, it is my best friend
I'm entertained by lots of shows, it really is quite grand
I laugh along with punchlines, I'm stuck on them like glue
And when I looked down, Hey surprise! My shoes no longer blue