Crazy people who buy clothes during those sales periods like there's no tomorrow irk me. Although if there was no tomorrow, i have no idea why people would wanna stock up on clothes. You'd think there're other things worth stocking up on. Like say, torchlights, radios and oh, flippers. Am i right, penguins? I cannot fathom how does rushing into a crowd with your arms akimbo helps you get the stuff you want. Besides the fact that you'll give away more black&blues' and add to air pollution with BO. Some people tell me scrambling and rambling's the way to go cuz humans were born to survive. What with natural selection and all that. If that's the case, i can't even begin to imagine how the early cavemen got their groceries done- on free charcoal day. All that greasy dreadlocks and callouses right in your face. ouch.
I think rats have perfected the art of the scramble ramble. That sounds like a wrestling match that the cavemen set up, pitching rats against each other. Probably leading to what we know today as the rat race. But please don't ask me how the art of sumo evolved. That's probably another story. Especially the part where they added rats into the sumo ring to spice things up.
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