I was thinking about all the songs I've heard before in my past 19 years one particularly pathetic evening in the loo when I realized something: why are there hardly any song titles with guy's names on them?
We have "Sweet Caroline", "Tell Laura I Love Her', "Hey There Delilah" and so many more, but why's there no "I saw Johnnie kissing Santa Claus" or "Ricky got a Hicky" or "Oh Simon You Make Me Choke on My Gumballs" ?
Perhaps more female songwriters should consider adding their ex's names into more songs, considering the great success all those girl song titles have garnered. If they could turn some heartache into money for more cake, why not?
2 comments:
cos girls inspire guys! XD guys who break hearts are bleh and not worth mentioning. ahahaha
whoa. hear hear!
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