I like watching people. Or people watching. whichever you call it. I think i should make it a hobby.
Its fun watching people walk. Some do so with a swagger, some sasshay, some have a jaunty little skip in their stride, and some walk perched on their perfect little pedicured toes. High heels, seriously. Its amazing how the celebs can walk with such heels and not stumble. Speaking of stumbling, what's more fun than watching people walk is watching people stumble. Im not a sadist, but here's where i get my laughs. When people trip while walking, some have to look back and spot- no, scruntinize what made them trip. Its as if they needed tweezers to pick up the accusatory pebble which made them trip. "somebody better put some cones and red tape here! dangerous trip-inducing pebble!" While others just keep walking on and don't look back, pretending it never happened. "I tripped? No, i meant for that to happen. I skipped, thats what it was. I was so happy over my promotion 2 years ago that i had to give that skip of joy." Better yet are the ones who have to show that they didn't trip. "Oh no, better start into a jog so it isn't that obvious! There's nothing to watch here, just a lady in heels jogging!"
Its fun watching people walk. Some do so with a swagger, some sasshay, some have a jaunty little skip in their stride, and some walk perched on their perfect little pedicured toes. High heels, seriously. Its amazing how the celebs can walk with such heels and not stumble. Speaking of stumbling, what's more fun than watching people walk is watching people stumble. Im not a sadist, but here's where i get my laughs. When people trip while walking, some have to look back and spot- no, scruntinize what made them trip. Its as if they needed tweezers to pick up the accusatory pebble which made them trip. "somebody better put some cones and red tape here! dangerous trip-inducing pebble!" While others just keep walking on and don't look back, pretending it never happened. "I tripped? No, i meant for that to happen. I skipped, thats what it was. I was so happy over my promotion 2 years ago that i had to give that skip of joy." Better yet are the ones who have to show that they didn't trip. "Oh no, better start into a jog so it isn't that obvious! There's nothing to watch here, just a lady in heels jogging!"
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